The Aftermath of Envelope-Lingering Disasters

As the dust settles, the world begins to rebuild.

We've seen it all: Envelope-gate, Envelope-gate II, Envelope-gate III, and Envelope-gate IV (which was just a really bad haircut).

But what happens when the envelopes stop arriving, and the bills start piling up?

Meet the experts who've got your back (or your bills):

Dr. Envelopeologist: The Man with the Plan

Dr. Envelopeologist, a renowned expert in Envelope-ology, will guide you through the process of rebuilding your life, one envelope at a time.

Don't let the envelopes get you down! Visit our Envelope-Help Line for guidance and support.
This website is a satire, not a actual help resource. Do not try to contact us for actual envelope help.