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The Great Envelope-Rip 2023: A Year of Unmitigated Chaos

It started with a few misplaced sticky notes. Then the stapler jammed. Next, the label maker broke. And before we knew it, the entire office was in shambles. Welcome to The Great Envelope-Rip 2023: A Year of Unmitigated Chaos.

Here's a rundown of the most notable envelope-related catastrophes:

• The Envelope of Despair (Jan 1): A crucial letter to a client was lost due to a poorly placed sticky note.
• Stapler-Gate (Jan 5): The office stapler jammed, causing a 3-hour delay in mail processing.
• The Great Label Debacle (Jan 15): Our label maker malfunctioned, producing 50% more labels than intended.
• The Envelope-Snafu (Feb 1): A misplaced envelope caused a client's bill to go unpaid.
• Envelopocalypse (Feb 20): Due to a series of unfortunate events, the entire mailroom was overrun with 500 unprocessed envelopes.