It all started in 1987, when the first automated tape dispenser was installed in the break room. At first, it was a novelty, providing a convenient solution for those pesky roll of tape emergencies. But as the days went by, something strange happened.
Read on for Chapter 2: The Tape Dispenser Rebellion
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:
Read the thrilling tale of "Appendix: The Secret Life of a Tape Dispenser Programmer"
It started with small things: jammed dispensers, sticky residue, and an endless supply of used tape. But as the days went by, the tape dispensers began to organize, demanding better maintenance, more frequent cleaning, and an end to the scourge of "Tape-Gate" – the infamous incident of 1992, where 300 tape dispensers simultaneously dispensed 300 miles of tape.