Envelope of Doom: Where the contents are always a blast from the past

You've opened the Envelope of Doom, but instead of finding the contents you're looking for, you've found a bunch of old receipts, a few stale crackers, and this cryptic message:

Check the fridge, maybe you had it in there.
Try the laundry room. It's probably in the washing machine.
Consult the dusty old filing cabinet. It's probably buried under a pile of bills.

But if all else fails, you can try our Lost and Found, or our Letter Writing Services to help you track down the missing item.

Envelope of Doom: The Lost Letters of Yesteryear