Our Mission
We are a government agency dedicated to preventing the misuse of envelopes. Whether you're trying to send a love letter to your ex or a threatening letter to your neighbor, we're here to help.
Our agents are trained to detect and prevent the use of envelopes for nefarious purposes.
We have a 99.9% success rate in stopping envelope-related crimes. Don't try it. We will catch you.
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