WARNING: STAPLE-RAGE AHEAD!

Stapling Your Nose: A Hazard of the Modern Age

Are you experiencing a severe case of Staple-Induced Trauma (SIT)?

Always wear safety goggles when stapling
Use the correct staple type for the job (e.g., thin for paper, thick for dreams)
Never staple your face

Don't let Staple-Rage get the best of you! Report your stapling incidents to the Envelope Stapler Inspectorate

This site is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive stapling. You have been warned.