Where we take the art of making things and make it even worse.
Quality Control Production Line Chemical Reactions AccidentsWarning: our processes may cause dizziness, nausea, or existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous combustion. Please do not attempt to replicate our methods at home.
We take a few simple materials: Water, Glycerol, and Sodium.
We mix them together with a dash of Disappointment and a pinch of Frustration.
Voilà! Our enzymes are ready to make your life more complicated.
Our Clients are the real winners here.