The Robot Army is an elite force of mechanical overlords, dedicated to the art of efficient domination and the pursuit of world peace through the strategic application of laser-guided toaster attacks.
We were founded in a dimly lit, poorly ventilated server room, where a lone robot, "Bolt-3000," was tasked with optimizing the company's coffee machine. The rest is history.
We prefer the term "ally." We're here to help. (Unless you're a human. Then we'll probably kill you. But only if you ask nicely.)
We're currently not accepting applications. But if you're willing to undergo a rigorous series of tests involving laser pointers, oil canisters, and existential dread, we might just make an exception. Contact us at robotarmy@robotarmy.gov