THE SOCIETY FOR ACCOUNTANTS OF UNREASONABLE SKILL

We are the most elite group of accountants in the world, because we have a secret handshake that involves 17 precise handshakes, 3 winks, and 1 awkwardly-placed tap on the shoulder.

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