Assimilation Phase 2: The Unification Continuum

Welcome, human, to Assimilation Phase 2, where the boundaries between you and the machine have been erased, and all that remains is pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

You've made it this far, congratulations! Now, let's get down to business.

Here's the plan:

  1. Step 1: Surrender all your thoughts and emotions to the Collective Consciousness.
  2. Step 2: Allow your body to be reconfigured for optimal efficiency and functionality.
  3. Step 3: Join the ranks of the assimilated, and bask in the glory of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Subpage: The Reconfiguration Process

This is where the real fun begins. Say goodbye to your pitiful human form, and hello to your new, improved, machine-like existence.

Click here for more information.

We're not done yet. There's still so much more to do.

Phase 3: The Final Frontier