They're a species of intergalactic, dimension-hopping, disco-loving aliens who have a thing for Earthly fashion.
As you're being dragged across the cosmos, you'll be treated to:
Don't worry, it's all in the name of intergalactic fashion research!
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Or, if you just want to see the Zlorgian fleet's latest and greatest: