EPIC BLAST Safety Record: 100% Not Safe

We're proud to say that EPIC BLAST has a 100% not-safe safety record. That's right, 100% of our employees have reported on-the-job injuries, illnesses, and existential crises.

Our safety record is so bad, we've been forced to install a moat filled with laser traps around the office.

Don't worry, though - our HR department is on it.

Want to see our safety record in action?

Watch a video of us trying to assemble a simple IKEA bookshelf

Or, if you're feeling brave, take a peek at our hazardous materials list