Appendix A: The Epic Fail Chronicles

Warning: This appendix contains sensitive information about the failures of the protagonist, Bob.

The following is an excerpt from the Epic Fail Chronicles:

Section 1: The Early Years

Bob was a hero once. He saved the kingdom from certain doom on multiple occasions.

But then he tried to eat a spoonful of wasabi and it ended in disaster.

His epic fails are documented in:

• The Wasabi Incident
• Bob's Hair Loss Disaster
• Bob's Car Accident

For more information, visit Section 5: The Aftermath.

Or, if you're feeling brave, Section 6: The Tragic End.