Warning: Burrowing can be hazardous to your health and wallet. Proceed with caution, or better yet, a Hazmat suit.
It all started with Bob, who tried to burrow under the neighbors' fence and ended up in a dumpster. Then there was Dave, who dug himself into a tree trunk. And let's not forget Jane, who discovered that a foxhole is not the same as a foxhole...
These are just a few of the many burrowing disasters that have plagued our fair city. We've got maps, videos, and testimonials to prove it.
January 1st, 2018: Bob digs into a burrow and gets stuck
February 14th, 2019: Dave digs into a tree trunk and gets a concussion
March 30th, 2020: Jane digs a foxhole and ends up in a fox's den
And that's not all, folks! We've got many more burrowing disasters waiting to be explored.
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