Welcome, fellow miscreants! This is the most epic of sailing clubs for those who've had it up to here with the usual nautical nonsense.
We offer courses in Advanced Sailing for the Clumsily Inclined, Sailing for the Partially Sightless, and Sailing for the Temporarily Insane.
Join us for our annual Regatta of the Damned, where you can sail, fight, and possibly set sail for the nearest life raft.
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Don't forget to bring your sea legs (or a pair of roller skates)