It's time to talk about the great "Inflatable" disaster of 1987. A team of brilliant (but slightly delusional) engineers at the fictional corporation "Blerg Industries" decided to create the world's first inflatable, self-driving car. Because who needs actual safety features, right?
Users were promised a vehicle that could drive itself, inflate itself, and deflated itself at the press of a button. Sounds good, right? Wrong. The Inflatable was a death trap on wheels. It drove off a cliff on the first day of testing, leaving a trail of destruction and slightly-used adult diapers in its wake.
But wait, it gets better! The team at Blerg Industries had also designed the Inflatable with a special "auto-deflation" feature that could be activated by a simple button press. Because that's exactly what you want in a car: the ability to randomly deflate while driving, causing your passengers to bounce around like human pinballs. Joy!
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