The Utterly Optimistic Theory of Everything

Chapter 1: The Infinite Possibilities of Pink Fluffy Bunnies

According to our research, the universe is comprised of 99.9% pink fluffy bunnies. It's a fact.

These bunnies have the power to make anything possible, as long as you believe in their existence.

Studies have shown that simply thinking about the bunnies can increase productivity by 300%. It's science.