Letters to Epicurus

Letter 1: On the Immateriality of the Human Soul

Dear Epicurus,

As you so astutely pointed out, the human soul is but a fleeting, ethereal construct.

I must confess, I am still trying to wrap my head around this concept.

Best regards, Sincerely, A Confused Philosopher

Letter 2: In Defense of Epicurus' Beard

Dear Epicurus,

I must say, I am quite taken by your majestic beard.

Its majestic sweep, its regal presence...

It is a true marvel of the ancient world.

Best regards, A Bewitched Philosopher

Letter 3: The Futility of Epicurus' Pursuit of Happiness

Dear Epicurus,

As you so wisely noted, the pursuit of happiness is a Sisyphean task.

I must say, I am still searching, still striving.

But I fear, I may never attain it.

Best regards, A Deflated Philosopher