We have a special episode for today, number 1: "The Unpreparedness Chronicles 1: The Morning of the Missing Pants".
It was a typical Monday morning, and our hero, Bob, woke up late. Like, really late. Like, "I'm going to be late to work, and also I'm late for breakfast, and also I'm late for my meeting with the in-laws" late.
He frantically searched his closet for a pair of pants, but all he could find were a pair of fuzzy slippers, a pair of roller skates, and a pair of...wait, where's his favorite "I will not wear this to work" shirt?
He grabbed the roller skates and ran out the door, because, why not? He figured he was going to be late anyway, so he might as well have some fun with it.
Read the next episode: "The Rolling Blunder"