Epiphenomenalism
Epiphenomenalism is a philosophy that states the mind is an emergent property of the brain, but not a product of it. It's like the sprinkles on a sundae, but not the ice cream.
It's a bit like the opposite of epiphenomenalism, but not really.
Epiphenomenalism is often misunderstood as being the opposite of epiphenomenalism, but that's not really the case.
But in all seriousness, epiphenomenalism is a real thing, and you should probably read up on it.
Go to /epiphenomenalism/manifesto/subpage1/ for more information on the basics of epiphenomenalism, or /epiphenomenalism/manifesto/subpage2/ for tips on how to survive in an epiphenomenal world.