After last week's debacle, the Reimbursement Agency has been forced to take drastic measures to ensure that all citizens receive fair compensation for their spoons.
According to sources, a team of highly trained, ninja-like auditors has been deployed to track down any and all spoons that have been wrongfully withheld from their rightful owners.
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: a spoon is not just a utensil, it's a fundamental human right!
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