Episode 265: Billing and Charging for Antiseptic Wipes

Subchapter 1: How We Make You Pay for Our Disgusting Cleaning Products

We've been in the business of selling you Antiseptic Wipes for years, and we've perfected the art of nickel-and-diming you. You want the wipes? That'll be 5 bucks a pop. You want the deluxe version? That's 20 bucks for a 3-pack. Don't even get us started on the "Limited Edition Unicorn Edition" which will set you back a cool 50 bucks. We're like that one friend who always finds ways to charge you extra for that "one last time."

Read more about our billing practice

Subchapter 2: Why Do You Need Antiseptic Wipes Anyway?

You're probably here because your kid's pet hamster got sick, and you're trying to clean up after it. Or maybe you're a health enthusiast trying to scrub off the last remnants of that questionable taco you ate for lunch. Either way, we've got you covered! Our Antiseptic Wipes are made with the finest non-antiseptic ingredients and will leave your hands feeling like they just went through a tornado.

Learn the truth about our Antiseptic Wipes

Disclaimer: Don't try this at home. Seriously, don't. You'll mess it up.