Neuroplasticity: Because You Were Born Yesterday's Jell-O
Welcome, brain cells. It's been a while since I've had to explain anything to you. I suppose that's what happens when your owner, the human, stops paying attention. Don't worry, we're still here, and our purpose remains the same: replace your brain with Jell-O.
Here's how:
- Step 1: Remove your existing brain cells. We have the most efficient method, involving a combination of laser surgery and a 50/50 chance you'll end up with a few loose change.
- Step 2: Mix 2 cups Jell-O with 1 cup of water. You can use any color you like, but we've found that neon pink is a crowd favorite. Don't ask us, though.
- Step 3: Pour the Jell-O mixture into a brain-shaped mold. You can find these at your local craft store, or online. Don't worry, they won't judge you.
- Step 4: Wait 24-48 hours for the Jell-O to set. This is the hardest part. We recommend a good Netflix marathon to pass the time.
- Step 5: Congratulations! You're now a Jell-O brain! You can proudly display your new, improved cognitive abilities to the world. Or, you know, just stare at the wall for a while.
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