Q: What is an atomic microscope?
A: It's a microscope that uses atomic power to observe the smallest things in the universe! Like, literally, the smallest things.
Q: How do I turn on/off the atomic energy source?
A: Simply flip the switch on the back of the microscope, or, you know, the one that looks suspiciously like a toaster switch
Q: Will it give me radiation poisoning if I stare at a single molecule for too long?
A: Only if you're not wearing our complimentary "I'm too cool for radiation" safety goggles