Spring-Loaded Springers: The Most Unnecessary Invention

Springers are the perfect solution for when you need to get from point A to point B, but don't want to actually walk or drive. They're like a cross between a trampoline and a skateboard, but with a more... complicated design.

There are many types of Springers, each with its own unique set of features and quirks.

Types of Springers:

• Manual Springer - The classic Springer. You have to wind it up yourself, but it's great exercise for the arms.
• Automatic Springer - No more winding! Just step on the pedals and go.
• Steampunk Springer - For the fashion-conscious Springer enthusiast. Gears and gizmos galore!

Which type of Springer is right for you? Only you can decide.

Or, you know, just stick with the Unicycle. It's not as fun, but it gets the job done.

Unnecessary Springer - For when you just want to go really slow and get a lot of exercise.