It all began in the land of the pharaohs, where a young apprentice named Rameses I stumbled upon a magical artifact of untold power: the Fake Mustache of the Gods.
With the mustache's power coursing through his veins, Rameses I was able to command the respect of his fellow Egyptians and bend the will of his enemies.
Thus began the tradition of Fake Mustache Wizardry, passed down through the ages and into our modern era.
As civilizations rose and fell, the Fake Mustache remained a symbol of power and wisdom.
From the wispy mustaches of the ancient Greeks to the bushy mustaches of the 18th century aristocracy, the Fake Mustache was always there, always ready.
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