Microscopes of Madness

A Collection of Fluorescent Frenzies

Here, you'll find an assortment of microscopes that defy the conventions of science and art. These instruments of illumination are not just for the faint of heart.

Featured Microscope: The Fluoroscope 3000

Behold, the Fluoroscope 3000! This behemoth of a microscope uses a 3000-watt bulb to illuminate the very fabric of reality itself. Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, and an increased risk of existential dread.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try the Fluoroscope 5000, a microscope so powerful, it'll make you question the very nature of space and time.