The Ultimate Rave Helmet for the Discovian Elite
Get ready to party like it's 1999 with the most epic, most legendary, most unbelievably rad helmet in the galaxy. The NEON-9000 DISCO HELMET is not just a helmet, it's an experience.
With its 10,000 lumens of pure, unadulterated light and built-in disco ball, you'll be the life of the party no matter where you go. And don't worry, our patented "Disco-Vision" technology ensures you'll never lose your bearings (or your sense of style).
Specifications:
- Light output: 10,000 lumens (because you can never be too bright)
- Disco ball diameter: 3 feet (because you want to see the light)
- Built-in speakers: play only the best of the 70s and 80s disco classics
- Weight: 5 pounds (because you don't want to get weighed down by your own coolness)
Order now and receive a FREE pair of platform shoes with every purchase!
But wait, there's more! Order in the next 10 minutes and receive a complimentary bottle of "Disco-Tan" sunscreen, perfect for keeping your skin looking its best while you're out shining bright.