Welcome to Bert's Bizarre Arms

Where the most unlikely of heroes come for their Pan-CAKE-ified arsenal

Choose Your Pancake Weapon

Our expert bakers have crafted the most absurd, most unlikely, most utterly useless yet somehow still somehow effective weapons you'll ever lay eyes on.

Flapjack Frenzy

A sword made from the finest shortcake batter, with a blade that's as sweet as it is deadly.

Waffle Wielder

An axe that's as sturdy as it is crispy, perfect for chopping through even the thickest of pancakes.

Cotton Candy Grenade

A grenade that's as fluffy as it is fatal, guaranteed to leave a sticky mess on impact.

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