It's a theorem about theorems. Or is it?
Professor Ponderous's latest paper, "The Infinite Loop of Infinities," has caused a stir in mathematical circles. Or has it?
Some say it's a breakthrough, others claim it's just a bunch of nonsense. We say, "Who cares? It's not like it's going to change anything."
Read the 102nd Conjecture for a more nuanced discussion.