Eric's Overly-Hipster Coffee Shop

Where the coffee is strong, the wi-fi is free, and the beard maintenance is top-notch

Get your fix of expertly crafted pour-overs, artisanal seltzer water, and artisanal anxiety

Check out our artisanal pastry selection, carefully curated for your Instagram feed

Don't forget to ask about our 'artisanal' beer selection

Note: I have generated the page with a satirical tone, assuming that Eric's Overly-Hipster Coffee Shop is a hipster's paradise.