Erratic Guarantee

Because you're clearly a risk-taker, we're offering you our exclusive Erratic Guarantee. This is not a promise to deliver on anything, but more like a promise that our lawyers are really good at making excuses.

By clicking "I agree" below, you're basically just saying you understand that we might not deliver on our promises, but you'll pretend like we do.

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What We Owe You (Nothing) What We Don't Owe You (Everything)