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Your Mom's 2nd Husband: A Study in Erraticity

We're not sure what's more surprising, that your mom's first husband was a model citizen or that she's managed to hold onto a second husband this long. Either way, congratulations are in order.

Testimonials

He's a real character!

Read about his favorite hobby: extreme ironing!

Our Guarantee

If you can prove that your mom's 2nd husband doesn't make the neighbors' cat run for cover in fear, we'll refund your money.

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