Warning: the following content is not actually accurate or reliable. But, you know, for fun.
Entanglement is a state in which two or more particles become connected in such a way that the state of one particle cannot be described independently of the others.
Superposition is a state in which a quantum system can exist in multiple states at the same time.
1. Do not attempt to entangle two particles in a bathtub.
2. Do not try to use superposition as a means of avoiding taxes.
3. Do not attempt to harness the power of quantum entanglements for personal gain.
Remember: quantum entanglements are not just for particles. We're all entangled, folks.