A: Call our 24/7 emergency hotline at 1-800-ESCAPE-ME. Our team of highly trained agents will guide you through the process of evading the Overlord's goons.
A: In the event of capture, do not attempt to reason with the Overlord's minions. Simply smile sweetly and ask if you can have a cookie. This will give you a 5-minute window to escape while they're distracted by the negotiations.
A: Unfortunately, due to the high risk of hamster-related distractions, we cannot accommodate pets on our escape plan. However, if you have a hamster that's a skilled ninja, we may consider exceptions. Please inquire about our hamster-exception policy.
A: In that case, we recommend our Escape Plan: After-Dark Edition, where our team of highly trained agents will guide you through the shadows to freedom.