The Missing Sock Epidemic: A Crisis of Proportions
Warning: The Missing Sock Epidemic is a real thing, and it's a scourge upon our land. It's estimated that over 1 billion socks have vanished into thin air, leaving their lone mates to pine for their absent companions.
Our team of expert investigators has identified the following escape routes:
- The Dream Sucking Vacuum Theory
- The Sink Holes of Desperation
- The Sock Eating Monsters of the Laundry Room
But don't worry, we're on it. Our team is working tirelessly to uncover the root of this dastardly crime.