Welcome to the Escape Story

This is a tale of unrelenting futility, where heroes rise and fall in a battle to escape the clutches of our diabolical villain.

But don't worry, we're not talking about your average, run-of-the-mill hero. Oh no, this one's different.

Meet our hero, Bob, a man of unimpeachable character and dubious skills.

Bob has managed to evade our villain's henchmen on multiple occasions.

He's a master of the ancient art of "hiding behind a dumpster."

But will he ever escape the villain's clutches?

Only time will tell, but it's not looking good.

Learn more about Bob's heroics here.

But be warned: there are plot twists ahead.