The Manifesto of the Desperate
Article 1: The Right to be Utterly Disorganized
Article 2: The Freedom to be a Hot Mess
Article 3: The Pledge to Prioritize Binge-Watching over Productivity
Article 4: The Declaration of Independence from Adult Responsibilities
Article 5: The Bill of Rights to be Ignored
Article 6: The Pledge of Allegiance to the Comfortable Life
Article 7: The Right to be Utterly Confused about Life's Purpose
Article 8: The Freedom to be Constantly Questioning the Existential Meaning of it All
Article 9: The Pledge to Prioritize Napping over World Domination