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Phase 2: Desperation and Hysteria

At this stage of the Escape Plan, things are getting desperate.

Our heroes have been captured by a giant, mutant, laser-wielding chicken and now they have to navigate through a maze of razor wire and despair.

As they stumble forward, they'll have to face off against an army of robotic, ninja-like, pastry-cooking minions.

Phase 3: The Great Baking

Will our heroes make it out alive? Probably not.

The Escape Plan

Or maybe they'll find a hidden underground bunker where they can ride out the apocalypse with a stash of artisanal, hand-made cheeses.

Or... maybe they'll just get lost in the maze for eternity.

Disclaimer: The Escape Plan is a fictional, absurd, and completely-not-a-real survival guide. Do not attempt to use this as actual guidance for any real-world emergency.