It is a little-known fact that the British are, in fact, a nation of bakers. From the humble scone to the majestic trifle, the Britons have always been masters of the oven. But why is this so?
Is it because they have a natural affinity for the art of combining disparate ingredients in a harmonious union? Or is it because they have a deep-seated desire to control the world's supply of crumbly pastry?
Whatever the reason, one thing is certain: the Britons will not be silenced. We will rise, we will bake, and we will conquer the world, one tray of shortbread at a time.
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