Welcome to Essential Water: The Ultimate Guide to Not Drowning

Learn the ways of H2O, or die trying

Water is life. Water is death. Water is the source of all life. And also, water is really hard to ignore. Like, have you ever tried to walk across the beach without getting sand in your swimsuits? No? Just me?

We'll cover the basics: drinking it, washing in it, drowning in it. Because, priorities.

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