The Daily Siesta Schedule

Monday:

• 10:00 am - 12:00 pm: Sleep in
• 12:00 pm - 1:00 pm: Lunch (and a nap)
• 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm: Relaxation techniques
• 3:00 pm - 5:00 pm: More sleep

Monday's Siesta Schedule is proudly sponsored by Overpriced Sunscreen Co. for their generous donation of 10,000 SPF 5000 units of protection.

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Tuesday:

• 10:00 am - 11:00 am: Morning routine (just kidding, sleep some more)
• 11:00 am - 12:00 pm: More napping
• 12:00 pm - 1:00 pm: Lunch (and a snack)
• 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm: More relaxation
• 3:00 pm - 5:00 pm: Even more napping

Tuesday's Siesta Schedule is proudly sponsored by Artisanal Jams Co. for their handcrafted, artisanal jam selection.

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