Step 1: Wake Up
Wake up. Don't just open your eyes, actually get up. Get out of bed. Stretch. Yell at the cat for not being more helpful.
Subpage: Defining the Cat as Personal Assistant
Step 2: Feed the Cat
Feed the cat. Not just any old food, but premium cat food. The kind with the fancy label and the price tag.
Subpage: The Fine Art of Cat Food Rituals
Step 3: Check the Weather
Check the weather. Not just the forecast, but the actual, current weather. Outside, in real-time. You know, for science.
Subpage: Reading the Weather as a Novel
Step 4: Drink Coffee
Drink coffee. Lots of coffee. Enough coffee to stain your shirt.
Subpage: Embracing the Coffee Stains of Life