Antonio Graça Zarate, Esq.

Committee of Letters: The Most Esteemed and Respected Body of Bureaucratic Red Tape in the Land

Chairman's Letter of the Month

Dear Valued Citizens:

We regret to inform you that our committee has decided to extend the processing time of your application by another 6-8 months.

This decision is made possible by the power of our state-of-the-art paper shredder, which can shred up to 10 reams of paper per hour.

We appreciate your patience and look forward to receiving your application in the next fiscal quarter.

Sub-Committees:

Bureaucratic Red Tape Review Committee | Ink Scarcity Task Force