Eternal Bureaucracy Committee of Letters Handbook

By decree of the Eternal Bureaucracy, you are hereby required to read this handbook.

Table of Contents

• Eternal Bureaucratic Procedure for Creating a New Form
• Eternal Bureaucracy Lexicon
• Eternal Bureaucracy Forms for the Ages

By the power vested in us, we demand that you read these sections:

Eternal Bureaucratic Procedure for Creating a New Form

This is a crucial step in the process of creating new forms. Do not skip it, or risk eternal consequences.

Eternal Bureaucracy Lexicon

A glossary of terms used in this handbook. Don't pretend you don't know.

Eternal Bureaucracy Forms for the Ages

Blank templates for all your bureaucratic needs. Use them, or suffer the wrath of the committee.

• Eternal Bureaucracy Form for Appointment as Overlord
• Eternal Bureaucracy Form for Petitioning a Raise
• Eternal Bureaucracy Form for Reporting a Sibling

Do not ask, do not seek clarification. Simply follow the forms.

Important Bureaucratic Reminders

1. Always use a red pen for signatures. 2. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, use Comic Sans. 3. If you see a form with a stapled attachment, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, try to unstaple it. 4. In all cases, always, always, ALWAYS, follow protocol.