Dear Citizens of Neo-Bureaucracy, We, the Committee of Letters, have received your complaints regarding the recent changes to the Bureaucratic Response Times (BRT). We understand that our actions have been...unconventional. But let us explain.
In response to your concerns, we are implementing a new policy: the Policy 1: Mandatory Red Tape, effective immediately.
This new policy requires all citizens to fill out Form 3456, which will be used to determine your level of compliance with our rules and regulations. Please submit your forms to Form 3456 Submitter.
We appreciate your understanding and cooperation in this matter.