To the Honorable Members of the Department of Unreasonable Demands,
Regarding your recent request for an additional 37 pages of paperwork for the application of the application for the permit for the permit to apply for the permit, I must express my utmost concern.
The sheer volume of bureaucracy is suffocating us all.
As a concerned citizen, I urge you to consider the impact of your actions on the local economy, not to mention the well-being of our nation's squirrels.
Sincerely,
A Bureaucratic Citizen