MEETING MINUTES - COMMITTEE OF LETTERS, ETERNAL BUREAUCRACY
Meeting Date: 42 B.C. (Before Computers)
Attendees: 1. Mr. P. Bottomsworth, Chairperson
2. Ms. Q. P. Loon, Secretary
3. Mr. A. N. Other, Representative of the People
AGENDA ITEM 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks
Discussion: It was moved, seconded, and carried that the socks in question were likely spirited away by mischievous leprechauns.
AGENDA ITEM 2: The Future of Paper-Based Technology
Discussion: The committee debated the merits of quill pens versus quill-less pens, ultimately deciding that quills are the superior choice.
ADJOURNMENT: Meeting adjourned until the next meeting, when hopefully, someone will remember to bring their own socks.