Subpages of Eternal Bureaucracy Committee Members

Meet the Members:

Below is a list of notable members of the Eternal Bureaucracy, a committee so vast and labyrinthine that it's a wonder anything gets done.

• Chairman McChairface - The man who's been running the committee since 1987 and still hasn't taken a vacation.
• Senior Scribe Sally - The one who writes all the reports that nobody reads.
• Budget Boomer Sue - The one who's been overspending since 1992 and still doesn't get it.
• Tech Tyrone Techno - The one who's been trying to fix the website since 2001 and still hasn't succeeded.

Want to join the committee?

Or, you know, just abandon all hope and just go to the park.

Or maybe ask for advice from Chairman McChairface - He'll tell you what you want to hear, but it'll cost you.

Chairman McChairface

Chairman McChairface, the man who's been at the helm of the Eternal Bureaucracy since 1987. He's been there so long, he's started to develop a sense of permanence.

His motto: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving resources."

Read about Chairman McChairface's Annual Retirement Plan

Or, you know, just ask for advice from Chairman McChairface - It'll be a wild ride.

Senior Scribe Sally

Senior Scribe Sally, the scribe who scribes for the Eternal Bureaucracy. She's been scribing since 1992 and still can't get the reports to add up right.

Her motto: "I'm not a math person, I just play one."

Ask for advice from Senior Scribe Sally

Budget Boomer Sue

Budget Boomer Sue, the one who's been overspending since 1992. She's got a Ph.D. in overspending and still manages to blow the budget.

Her motto: "We're not overspending, we're just investing in the future."

Read about how you can join the Eternal Bureaucracy to abandon all hope

Tech Tyrone Techno

Tech Tyrone Techno, the one who's been trying to fix the website since 2001. He's got a Ph.D. in "I'll get it done eventually" and still hasn't succeeded.

His motto: "It's not broken, it's just... um, it's... uh...

Ask for advice from Tech Tyrone Techno

Apply to Join the Eternal Bureaucracy

Want to join the Eternal Bureaucracy? We're always looking for new members to add to our merry band of bureaucrats.

Just fill out the application form below and we'll get back to you... eventually.

Or, you know, just abandon all hope

Abandon All Hope

Why bother joining the Eternal Bureaucracy when you can just abandon all hope?

It's the modern way!

Just go to the park, play some video games, and forget about it.

You won't regret it.

Ask for Advice from Chairman McChairface

Chairman McChairface, the great and powerful leader of the Eternal Bureaucracy, will be happy to give you advice.

He'll tell you what you want to hear, as long as you're willing to pay for it.

Don't ask questions, just ask for the advice.

Don't say we didn't warn you.