Assistant 1

Background

Assistant 1 is a seasoned expert in the field of paperwork and red tape. Their extensive experience in filling out forms in triplicate ensures that every document is a masterpiece of tediousness.

When not buried under a mountain of paperwork, Assistant 1 enjoys collecting antique staplers and practicing the art of extreme ironing.

Notable Achievements

Assistant 1 has successfully completed 427 forms in under 3 minutes, setting a new department record.

They have also been awarded the Golden Pen for their exceptional handwriting skills.

Personal Interests

Assistant 1 is an avid collector of novelty pens and enjoys practicing yoga on Tuesdays.

When not attending to their duties, they enjoy reorganizing their desk drawers into increasingly complex geometrical patterns.